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After bursting my eardrums, my wife has been whispering in my ear each night before sleeping, I have no idea what she has been saying, but after regaining my hearing, I am going to surprise her and respond.
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‘People of Earth, your attention please,’ a voice said, and it was wonderful. Wonderful perfect quadraphonic sound with distortion levels so low as to make a brave man weep.
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